Spent the 80’s training junk bonds for fun and profit. Spent high school summers investing in weebles in Bethesda, MD. In 2008 I was investing in dolls in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent childhood managing sock monkeys in Hanford, CA. Spent 2001-2006 selling karma in Minneapolis, MN. Enthusiastic about importing birdhouses in Deltona, FL.